Hi Again?

Greetings, citizens!  Long time no see, am I right?  After a nine-month-long scouting trip to Australia, I have returned with a much better knowledge of the land I am to conquer, a rather amazing accent, and two dozen koalas.  (Don't ask me why.  The koalas were not my idea.)

I also happened to see something out in the bush that looked very promising in regards to Vespucca's future there.

There must be some wild unicorns who have already attempted to colonize here!

I'm beaming with pride.  I'll just have to convince them to join the army, which shouldn't be too difficult.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find that MsBreathany.  When you haven't had a fried gorgonzola-sunflower butter-turkey bacon sandwich in nine months, you get cranky, and when you get cranky, you unleash your crankiness on your slave, and when you unleash your crankiness on your slave, they make you a fried gorgonzola-sunflower butter-turkey bacon sandwich.

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Imperium iuvenibus, et unicōrniēs aeternās.