Avengers Assemble! - The Unicorner

Greetings, citizens, and welcome back to the splendiferous Unicorner. This week, we pay tribute to Earth's mightiest heroes:  the Avengers! BOM BOM BUUUUUUUMMMMM!

Here are some photographs of an elite team of unicorns--the Navy Seals of Vespucca, you might say.  I searched for the very best from among my three million soldiers and chose these eight to become the Avengicorns. (You think you can come up with something better? Go right ahead.)

Majestic, no?

Unihulk made one of these for each of
his teammates. He's actually quite the artist.

They've even made a movie about the Avengicorns.  Naturally, they were
too busy to star as themselves, so their friends from My Little Pony portrayed
their characters.  Perfect for bronies.

We've even got a TV show in progress! This will soon
be the favorite show of every Vespuccan child. I guarantee it.

You've probably passed out on account of the sheer awesomeness radiating from your computer screen. If you haven't and are still reading this, you are either a disgraceful, unpatriotic, soul-less person, or you are Grumpy Cat.  I shun you.  Farewell.

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Imperium iuvenibus, et unicōrniēs aeternās.