Nov 22, 2013

Presidential Palace

Guten tag, citizens.  I, your ruler, come to you today with something splendiferous:  the floor plan for the Vespuccan Presidential Palace! (Translation:  my fabulous future house)  If you're too dense to take notice, it has been drawn in the regal shape of a unicorn.  Voila!


Click here for a larger image.  As you can see, the legs of the unicorn all have separate entryways and foyers--formal, informal, and private.  (The fourth leg is an underground tunnel leading to a bunker).  Some rooms are for business/political affairs, such as the entertainment hall, Squarish Office (instead of oval), state dining room, and ballroom.  Others are for personal use, i.e. the all purpose studio, master suite, study, vaults, and containment cells.  Those will contain mostly records and the occasional hysterical fan.  The unicorn's mane serves as escape tunnels and watersides for the outdoor pool facility.  In addition, the palace features a hipster room, chocolate pantry, aircraft hanger, launch strip, sunroom/balcony, an awkwardly shaped closet, and what may possibly be the only bathroom on the grounds . . . oops.
In the top left corner is the Administrative Building, half of which will be used by administration and half of which will be the Vespuccan Cultural Center, a place of learning and artistic inspiration.  The grounds will also display stunning gardens and statues like this one.


Last but not least, the palace will also contain a Spare Oom for diplomatic visits to Narnia.  Leave your thoughts in the comments!

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Imperium iuvenibus, et unicōrniēs aeternās.

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