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In the fall of 2012, while despairing over the state of America, a young high schooler envisioned a dream: an efficient, self-sustaining system of government run by teenagers. Not just any, mind you, but intelligent teens fully trained in history, government, and economics, teens who would be aware of the harms of monetary inflation. Through this nation she could improve the entire world (let's face it, she also wanted to conquer it!)
During her Challenge I seminar, her tutor initiated a discussion about the naming of America and why it was not named Columbia. (Because Columbus was a jerk. Shh.) Instead, it was named after Amerigo Vespucci, the man who realized Columbus had not traveled to Asia but to an entirely new continent. The entire class was thankful our country is not the United States of Vespucci. In honor of this man's effort to share the truth as it was, the young high schooler resolved to also name her nation after him.
This, children, is how Vespucca was born.
Today the visionary's new name is Professor Dr. Burchy Q. T. Minklewort XIX, Esquire, called Her Supreme Majesty Lord Minklewort by her subjects. She and her cabinet are working even at this moment to promote the Vespuccan cause and conquer Australia to make her dream a reality. She wants YOU to swear allegiance and enter into the glory of Vespucca.
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Imperium iuvenibus, et unicōrniēs aeternās.
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