Avengers Assemble! - The Unicorner

Greetings, citizens, and welcome back to the splendiferous Unicorner. This week, we pay tribute to Earth's mightiest heroes:  the Avengers! BOM BOM BUUUUUUUMMMMM!

Here are some photographs of an elite team of unicorns--the Navy Seals of Vespucca, you might say.  I searched for the very best from among my three million soldiers and chose these eight to become the Avengicorns. (You think you can come up with something better? Go right ahead.)

Majestic, no?

Unihulk made one of these for each of
his teammates. He's actually quite the artist.

They've even made a movie about the Avengicorns.  Naturally, they were
too busy to star as themselves, so their friends from My Little Pony portrayed
their characters.  Perfect for bronies.

We've even got a TV show in progress! This will soon
be the favorite show of every Vespuccan child. I guarantee it.

You've probably passed out on account of the sheer awesomeness radiating from your computer screen. If you haven't and are still reading this, you are either a disgraceful, unpatriotic, soul-less person, or you are Grumpy Cat.  I shun you.  Farewell.

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Imperium iuvenibus, et unicōrniēs aeternās.

Hi Again?

Greetings, citizens!  Long time no see, am I right?  After a nine-month-long scouting trip to Australia, I have returned with a much better knowledge of the land I am to conquer, a rather amazing accent, and two dozen koalas.  (Don't ask me why.  The koalas were not my idea.)

I also happened to see something out in the bush that looked very promising in regards to Vespucca's future there.

There must be some wild unicorns who have already attempted to colonize here!

I'm beaming with pride.  I'll just have to convince them to join the army, which shouldn't be too difficult.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find that MsBreathany.  When you haven't had a fried gorgonzola-sunflower butter-turkey bacon sandwich in nine months, you get cranky, and when you get cranky, you unleash your crankiness on your slave, and when you unleash your crankiness on your slave, they make you a fried gorgonzola-sunflower butter-turkey bacon sandwich.

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Imperium iuvenibus, et unicōrniēs aeternās.