Happy New Year, citizens! The unicorn army and I…oh wait, they want everybody to sing Auld Lang Syne…just a moment.
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| They also asked me to post this. |
That done, I'd also like to wish you a rather belated but still merry Christmas! Here's a photo of my absolute favorite Christmas gift:
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| *literally squealing when I opened it* |
Beautiful, no? On the other hand, to give is better than to receive, so here's my gift to all of you: an splendiferous edition of the Unicorner! Here are some lovely gifts to bestow upon your friends and family. Let them know you care!
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| These are guaranteed to make every injury better! I gave some of these to Bob since he tends to fall down a lot. |
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| Want to educate your skeptical loved ones about unicorns, yet provide them with a useful tool? Unicorn mouse pads like this one are PERFECT gifts for the doubters. |
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| Here's another one that's just as beautiful. |
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| If you have a hipster in your family, they most definitely NEED this one-of-a-kind hipster unicorn shirt. Trust me, you can never go wrong with unihipsters. |
Well, these gift ideas may be a touch late for Christmas, but feel free to use them for New Year's gifts, birthday gifts, Australia Day gifts, MLK, Jr. Day gifts, or any other holiday that might be coming up. (I wonder how many obscure holidays happen in January…?) If this were December 31st, I would attempt to close by saying "see you next year," hardy har har, but I can't. Unfortunately I have no other relevant joke for the end of this post, so…
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Imperium iuvenibus, et unicōrniēs aeternās.